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14inches:

if jason derulo dont get you turnt you crusty

(via purrityring)

modestmgmtofficial:

identical twins have so much power tbh last year my lab partner steve came in with pierced ears and everyone was like whoa steve when did u get them pierced and he was like i’ve had them for 3 years. i’m not steve. and he just sat down and started taking notes. the next day steve came in and was like did u guys see my brother jake yesterday lmao we switched schools

(via 0f-m1ce-and-squidgy)

aedeagus:

the united states of america is fucking horrific and repulsive and people have every right to shit talk it but leave fat people out of it and stop acting like having fat people makes the usa a bad place, when you could focus on idk literally everything else

(via footprintsforevidence)

thiswolfheartstillbeats:

if you still buy into that “weed kills brain cells” thing even though there is ample evidence disproving it, i hereby revoke your “right to discuss the legalization of weed” card

(via itsallbeendonemorethenonce)

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