dickz

I'm Lizzy.

aquarlus:

“hey do you want the rest of my-“

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davestirfry:

thecupcat:

davestirfry:

THOSE COSPLAYERS WHO DO ZOMBIE VERSIONS OF THE CHARACTER THAT CAN AFFORD TO DRENCH EXPENSIVE COSPLAY IN FAKE BLOOD
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thats what you do when you accidentaly ruin your cosplay. you pour blood on it and pretend it was the plan all along

woah man giving me straight street knowledge thank you

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Wanna be nosy...here's your chance.

0: Height

1: Virgin?

2: Shoe size

3: Do you smoke?

4: Do you drink?

5: Do you take drugs?

6: Age you get mistaken for

7: Have tattoos?

8: Want any tattoos?

9: Got any piercings?

10: Want any piercings?

11: Best friend?

12: Relationship status

13: Biggest turn ons

14: Biggest turn offs

15: Favorite movie

16: I’ll love you if

17: Someone you miss

18: Most traumatic experience

19: A fact about your personality

20: What I hate most about myself

21: What I love most about myself

22: What I want to be when I get older

23: My relationship with my sibling(s)

24: My relationship with my parent(s)

25: My idea of a perfect date

26: My biggest pet peeves

27: A description of the girl/boy I like

28: A description of the person I dislike the most

29: A reason I’ve lied to a friend

30: What I hate the most about work/school

31: What your last text message says

32: What words upset me the most

33: What words make me feel the best about myself

34: What I find attractive in women

35: What I find attractive in men

36: Where I would like to live

37: One of my insecurities

38: My childhood career choice

39: My favorite ice cream flavor

40: Who I wish I could be

41: Where I want to be right now

42: The last thing I ate

43: Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately

44: A random fact about anything

au8:

If you still didn’t follow listoflifehacks

RE-EVALUATE

YOUR

PRIORITIES

Do you see this dog? This is pure happiness

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Maybe just maybe if you follow listoflifehacks you’ll have half as much happiness as this dog has

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Guy puts a sign out asking people to help sharpie his old Volkswagen, the result is awesome.

kissthebrokenwinds:

daleks2dope:

daisyazuras:

emdefmek:

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http://imgur.com/a/4S2zN

I hope he clear coated that so the sharpie doesn’t wash away.

and you’re telling me not a single person drew a dick

WHERE ARE THE INNAPROPIATE DRAWINGS

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nungers:

"you’re gonna be home alone for a bit"

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(via bands-booksgalore)

omgamole:

you dont know frustration until youve tried plugging something into a socket in the dark

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