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I'm Lizzy.

darkbluetile:

thebrownskingirl:

You are so used to your features, you don’t know how beautiful you look to a stranger.

I can’t believe I’m even more beautiful than I think I am this is incredible where’s my modeling contract

(via the-noble-bookworm)

best-of-memes:

When I find the perfect rock on the ground to add to my rock collection

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(via mylipsyourskin)

suspend:

why are boys hot and cute like wtf take a break

(via couldbeteenspirit)

bananagirlworld16:

okay but why don’t more people talk about Night at the Museum like

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poc characters and people being portrayed by poc people

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this movie is so good

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and it has one of the funniest, best, most ridiculous friendships in movie history

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and you have Robin Williams as Teddy Roosevelt I mean

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and if all that didn’t convince you there’s also a t-Rex skeleton that plays fetch with one of its own ribs

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THIS MOVIE

(via iwasshotgunrunningaway)

sixeyedandmagic:

awesomephilia:

even jesus pooped

Holy shit

(via 50shadesof-kimk)

solluxander:

can you illegally download sleep

(via couldbeteenspirit)

itseasytoremember:

capslockapocalypse:

letmusicsetyoufreee:

frankienathanieljonas:

bubblelumps:

was voldemort a virgin

#did you see him in 5th year? #he wasnt a virgin

Imagine being the chick to do the frick frack with the Dark Lord Voldy. 

TUMBLR DOT COM: WHERE WE CAN DISCUSS HAVING SEX WITH VOLDEMORT BUT WE CAN’T ACTUALLY SAY THE WORD SEX

doing the do with you know who

(via aholyhellonlymine)

beartier:

lava really pisses me off cuz like

i know it could melt my face off but then i see a picture like this and

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i want to dip my hands in it

(via leaningnow-intofebreeze)

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